Honey, its time we sat down and had a talk. You? Well, you are a total beta. Youre just so…. Average. Your job is dull, youre terrible in bed, youre just kind of, well, pathetic. I know I am out of your league. *Beyond* out of your league. Hush, I am not breaking up with you. I know that would ruin you, and Im not cruel. I just know what Im worth. Ill indulge you in your fantasies, in your co-oital flopping. Ill still be your arm candy, but its going to come with a stiff price. The best part is? I know you are more than desperate enough to pay it
