well, theres no other way to say it. Shes hot! Youve had a thing for her since you could get boners. And this year, youve heard from the other guys at school that doctors visits involve this new thing. Turn your head and cough while you doctor grabs at your junk. Youre sure youre gonna get a boner when Dr. Bondage touches you. You can think about baseball til the Seattle Mariners win the world series, but youre gonna pop a hard on
